My Favorite Song :)

Will and Jada need to go ahead and adopt me! They seriously produce FIRE!

Short Bus Shawty #2

"Education good tho...for real", "Imma go back and study uhhh uhhh Geometry, I'm a Mathmatic type person"

"Voting good, yeah yeah, you suppose to vote man"

HUH NEGRO!?!?! WTF are you talking bout! Ugh...he makes me afraid for the future of our children!



Here go another one where he aint talking about NOTHING! Then had to the nerve to get mad at the chick cause she called him out lol!



But at the end of the day, I'm an enabler because I love this song! "Look Ma No Hands"

And You Know I Got a Cold Ugh....I Can't Breath Through My Nose

I blame Gucci and all the other ignorant mofos that made this mofo feel like it was okay to do this! #dumbass

Unemployed....

I guess I should give some background for those who don't know. To make a long story short, I gave up my flashy dashy, messy, Monday-Sunday partying , independent life in DC for a less jazzy, partying Friday & Saturday, spending more time with the family life in Dallas. I like to call it rehab lol. Rehab for my outlandish spending habits and my alcohol consumption (more like rehab for my outlandish spending habits on the alcohol that I consume lol).

Anywho...Dallas actually isn't all that bad at all. I've been to a couple poppin parties, even met a few cuties. The only thing that's really pissing me off right now is the fact that I have no job! Huh? Yea, you heard right! I'm unemployed as hell!!! I have been for about a month now and it really hit me like a ton of bricks today.

I never realized how much I took the little things I could afford for granted.

Example #1: I painted my own toes the other day. I know that sounds boogie, but I haven't painted my own toes since '94. I just can't do it as well as my Asian Mamis out there. Plus, its not just about the paint, it's so much more of an experience than that and I miss it.

Example #2: Why do I look like Sasquatch's baby sister!?!?! My eyebrows look like crap right now! And to throw fuel on the flame, the last time I went to go get my eyebrows done I let my cousin convince me to go to an Asian Mami that wasnt my usual Asian Mami and she f'd my shit up! SMH...

Example #3: I can't go on dates. The Frens and I talk about this all the time and I will elaborate how I feel about this topic in a post later on in the future. But, the moral of the story is...I will not go on a date (especially a first or second date) unless I know for a fact I have at least enough money to pay for myself. I have had past experiences that have scared me for life. Because of this, I have been denying lots of dates over the past few weeks. I just refuse to be set up for the okkie-doke and I don't know how these Dallas men get down!

Example #4: I can't just get up and go like I want to! I have so many trips that I want to take over the next few months including Howard Homecoming (if I miss it..OMG ill be pissed). The fact that I might not be able to go on these trips is pissing me off! I told my girl today, if it takes me selling watermelon and pineapple on the side of the road I will make it homecoming!

There's other things that I miss but for now these are the 4 that are sucking the most. So...you'll probably be hearing more from me until I get a job cause I have all the free time in the world right now.